The Actual Commute From Hell

November 19, 2014

I am no stranger to long, torturous commutes- I live next to NYC. So when I had four hours to kill commuting to Gatwick Airport in London, which was only an hour away, I was excited. It was going to be easy.

Wrong. It was not fun, or easy, or exciting…

I was staying with my friend at his friend’s apartment in Clapham Common, London. I left his apartment at 1:30 pm, extremely early for what was supposed to be a one hour commute to my 5:50 pm flight.

We walked to the tube station, which was oddly empty. A big sign was plastered over the entrance. My friend walked up to it, shaking his head.

“It’s closed for maintenance” he said.

“What?” I ran over to the sign. The tube was closed just for that day.

“You could take the bus, it’s no problem,” he said. I nodded my head, not saying anything. I always pictured subways as having one, nice, easy to navigate route, while bus routes are always going which way and that, left then right then left, never really making sense. But I had no choice. We walked over to the bus stop, and he read the signs.

“Yeah, I think this will take you to the train that gets you to the airport.” He said. You think?

We said goodbye, and I was left alone. The bus was supposed to come in 15 minutes time. The minutes ticked, each second made me more apprehensive. I have four hours to get there, and it only takes an hour, I’ll be fine. Convincing myself was not working.

The bus finally arrived. I sighed a breath of relief that the whole city must have heard. I waddled onto the bus with a blonde girl in front of me.

“Does this go to Clapham Junction?” She said to the bus driver. That was my stop. I was glad that I had someone to follow off of the bus when it got there.

“No,” the bus driver said.

I froze. What do you mean no? I stared at both of them for a moment, and decided to get off of the bus with the girl.

I turned to her.

“I’m going there too!” I said. I felt so relieved. She was British as well, so she probably knew how to get around London as I (sort of) knew how to get around Manhattan.

Nope.

We walked down the street to a different bus station together, that she said would probably be the right one. I told her I was studying abroad in Copenhagen for the semester, and was in London for the week. She was extremely friendly and I was so happy to have found someone to travel to the bus with.

We waited for the London Overground replacement bus (because of the tube maintenance). A few minutes later we got on, and were off to Clapham Junction (supposedly). It was about 2:30 at this point, so I still had about three hours until my flight actually left.

I relaxed on the bus and looked at the streets of London. It reminded me a bit of Long Island (we were in the suburbs), houses, parks, small towns. However, I was excited to be heading to the airport to go back to Copenhagen. 

A half an hour later, the girl came up to me.

“We’re going the wrong way,” she said with a straight face.

?!?!?!?!?!

“What” I said, hoping to have heard her wrong, hoping my brain was playing a cruel joke and would say, just kidding!

“The bus is going the wrong way. We should have gotten on the bus going the other way, on the other side of the street.” I stared, dumbfounded. As if these streets weren’t confusing enough with cars going in the opposite direction that I was used to. To confirm, she asked the bus driver.

Does this go to Clapham Junction?”

No, you should have gotten onto the bus on the other side. Get off at the next stop and cross the street and wait for the next bus.” I bit my lip. It’s alright, I still have 2 ½ hours. 

We got off the bus at a random stop and crossed the street. She Googled something on her iPhone, and found a time table for the bus we needed to take. 

“It should be here in 5 minutes,” she said. 

PerfectI’ll still have some time to spare! I tried not to look at my phone, otherwise I would be counting the seconds until the 5 minutes was up. A bus came 3 minutes later that wasn’t ours. Two minutes after that, another bus came that wasn’t ours. Buses are usually a minute or two late, I said to myself, trying to keep calm.

Ten minutes pass. Then 15 minutes.

“It should be coming any moment,” she said. Two hours is plenty of time, I thought. I still had a 40 minute bus ride and a 20 minute train ride before I was even in the airport, however.

The bus finally showed up after we had waited a total of 18 minutes. I jumped on. C’mon, c’mon, let’s go bus driver. I had never missed a flight before and wasn’t planning on this being my first.

About 30 minutes into the ride, the girl turned to me.

“There’s a 3:54 train or a 4:09 train you can take to get to Gatwick Airport. The 4:09 train will get you there at 5 pm.” Five pm was cutting it close. I would have to be one of those “sorry ‘scuse me” people sprinting through the airport, hair in their face, spit flying through the air, carrying their shoes, knocking people into the side of the wall while shouting, “sorry, ‘scuse me, sorry, move it.” If that’s what it had to come down to, then…

No. I was making the 3:54 train.

“We’re almost there. You’ll be at platform 9,” the girl said. A moment later, the bus pulled over at Clapham Junction. It was 3:46 p.m. I jumped off, shouting goodbye to the girl who helped me get there, and sprinted into the train station. I ran to one of the machines and bought a £10.80 ticket. I then sprinted to platform 9 with 5 minutes to spare.

It was the wrong platform. It was partially my fault for not double checking, but my mind was racing and I couldn’t think. I looked at the list of the platforms and stops on the wall and it was actually platform “lucky number” 13. I then sprinted to it.

It was closed. There was a large sign hanging over the tracks that said to relocate to platform 15. I felt like I was playing musical chairs with these platforms.

I sprinted to platform 15 with one minute to spare. I waltzed onto the train, feeling all macho that I had made it (but mostly out of breath). I made it to Gatwick at 4:45 pm. I had one hour to get through security, check in, and find my gate.

There was an extremely long line at security (of course!). When I got to it, I put my bag through, only to have the security woman take my contact solution, the one I had no problem getting through security with in NY (they would run a test on it or something) and the kind of solution that they do not make in Denmark.

AWESOME!

Thankfully, I made it to flight with 8 minutes to spare. Sadly, I had turned into one of those “‘scuse me, sorry” people at the airport, but I had no choice. I sat down in my seat, strapped my seat belt on, and the plane was off. Next time, I’m going to get to the airport in London 20 hours early.

Just kidding.

london4

london3

london1

london

4 comments

  1. Comment by Timothy Price

    Timothy Price November 20, 2014 at 12:36 am

    Those are the type of experiences that are hell at the time, but make great stories afterwards. When we were moving back to the States from Madrid, Spain, we had spent a month in Italy and it happened that the cheapest flights back to the states were from Madrid. So we left some of our things at a friends house in the center of Madrid before we left for Italy, and the plan was to come back, ride the Metro to our friends house, pickup our things, say good bye and head back to the airport, spend the night in the airport, and head back to the States the next day. All is good in planning, but the flight from Rome to Madrid was hours late.

    We went straight to the Metro, got to our friend’s house about midnight, grabbed out stuff, said a quick goodbye and went straight back to the Metro just before 1:00 AM. The problem was the time between trains in the we hours of the morning are long, so we got the the station to change to the train that ran to the airport at 2:00 AM, right when the metro closed.

    We were 6 kilometers from the airport, and we came out of the metro station to a completely deserted street. We started walking, pulling our rather large set of luggage behind us looking for a taxi to come by. No taxis, and the walking was very slow, and after a couple of hours of trudging along with our load of luggage in tow, the wheels on one of our dollies fell apart. We were still two or three kilometers from the airport. After I re-arranged and consolidated the pieces onto the two bags with wheels, we continued on. In the end we got back to the airport well after light, a couple of hours before our flight left.

    • Comment by mlgray117

      mlgray117 November 20, 2014 at 12:41 am

      Oh, wow! I could not even imagine going through that, it sounds so stressful. I feel as though everyone has at least one story of an impossible journey to the airport- you’re right though, they do make great stories! I’m glad you ended up making your flight, and I’m sure you all slept very well on the airplane!

  2. Comment by Amber Danette

    Amber Danette December 26, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    Gosh I’m glad it all worked-out in the end. You are making me want to book a flight and do something exciting. 🙂

    • Comment by monvar117@gmail.com

      monvar117@gmail.com December 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm

      Thank you! I’m so glad too, all that running around was worth it! That is really great to hear, and you definitely should. :] There is so much to see in this world!

Comments are closed.

Go top
%d bloggers like this: